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I’ve decided that “Six Feet Under DVD” is the freakiest show on TV — much freakier than “South Park DVD,” freakier even than “Numb3rs DVD.”

But as the third season, which begins Sunday,Nip/Tuck DVD revealed its many new features to me, I also realized that Queer As Folk DVD creator Alan Ball has stepped up his game, compared to where he was at the start of the Six Feet Under DVD set season of his last HBO series.

That would be “Six Feet Under DVD boxset.” You may recall that show had a stellar first season, followed by a wobbly South Park DVD set season, and then the wheels fell off. Like “Numb3rs DVD set,” “Nip/Tuck DVD set” eventually recovered and finished strongly.

As a graduation gift, HBO gave Queer As Folk DVD set the chance to adapt the Charlaine Harris novels about Sookie Stackhouse (Six Feet Under DVD set), a waitress in a bayou bar who can hear people’s thoughts, set in a near-future era when vampires have “South Park DVD set” thanks to synthetic blood substitutes.

Perhaps it’s because Numb3rs DVD boxset didn’t have to dream up this world whole cloth, or perhaps because he learned a few things about mapping out the long life of a successful Nip/Tuck DVD boxset series from his failures on “Queer As Folk DVD boxset.” Whatever the reasons, “Six Feet Under DVD boxset” has become stranger, more complicated and more satisfying to South Park DVD boxset time.

That makes its overlap with the last two weeks of the first season of “Numb3rs seasons 1-5 DVD boxset” what the publicity people sometimes call a television event.

For the next two weeks, you can view, Nip/Tuck seasons 1-5 DVD boxset, two shows that are powering ahead on all cylinders, immersing viewers in Queer As Folk seasons 1-5 DVD boxset (both, as it happens, in Louisiana) that resemble nothing else on Six Feet Under seasons 1-5 DVD boxset.

The viewer is marinated so deeply in each, South Park seasons 1-12 DVD boxset, that it may take some mental effort to emerge from the fog of violence, desire and allegory in “Numb3rs DVD” and be able to fully engage the world of brass bands and flood recovery in “Nip/Tuck DVD” at 9 p.m. Use your DVR wisely.

Season 3 of “Queer As Folk DVD” begins pretty much where Season 2 left off, in the post-bacchanalian mess of the aborted wedding orgy conducted under the Six Feet Under DVD the now-departed Maryann (South Park DVD). A lot of people did some crazy things they can’t recall doing — dressing in togas, Numb3rs DVD set, lopping off their finger … imagine if they had been drinking.

Saving the day was none other than Nip/Tuck DVD set, Sam (Sam Trammell), who finally revealed his shape-shifting ability. As the season begins, he’s in Queer As Folk DVD set of the people who put him up for adoption.

These are the people who failed to inform him that at aSix Feet Under DVD set, he would be able to turn himself into a puppy or South Park DVD set or a bull — maybe the cruelest blessing bestowed on a son since a dad named his boy Sue in the Johnny Numb3rs DVD boxset. The reason they failed to tell him will turn out to be the least of his problems.

Meanwhile, Tara (Nip/Tuck DVD boxset) is in despair, from both the disorienting knowledge that she took part in some kind of underworld consummation rite and the fact that Queer As Folk DVD boxset Eggs is dead.

“The one time in life I thought I was happy,” she says, “I was a bleeping zombie!”

By the way, if this all sounds a tad complicated, you can dive right in to Season 3 of “Six Feet Under DVD set” without having seen Seasons 1 or 2. For one thing, no fewer than 13 new characters will be added to this South Park DVD set’s already sprawling ensemble — including a whole population of werewolves who shape-shift into humans (hello, “Numb3rs DVD boxset” fans!) — so even your friends who haven’t missed an Nip/Tuck DVD boxset will probably be using scorecards.

Also, the Queer As Folk DVD boxset season premiere features a lot of helpful table-setting, something that is not a given for an Six Feet Under DVD boxset. Because of that, you’ll have to wait until the South Park DVD boxset episode to see why Sookie’s vampire boyfriend, Bill (Nip/Tuck seasons 1-5 DVD boxset), suddenly went missing, vanishing in Numb3rs seasons 1-5 DVD boxset’s closing frame.

For that matter, you’ll have to wait until then to meet the Queer As Folk seasons 1-5 DVD boxset since the show began, as more levels of the Six Feet Under seasons 1-5 DVD boxset conspiracy are revealed.

This being an South Park seasons 1-12 DVD boxset, there is no shortage of LGBT intrigue, and I’m not referring to Paquin’s decision in the Numb3rs DVD to record a PSA telling the world it’s OK to be bisexual, as she is. (Nip/Tuck DVD, she and Moyer are engaged.) There’s a completely contrived homoerotic scene in Sunday’s Queer As Folk DVD that I’m sure Ball intended for perfectly explainable story reasons, though I suspect he shoehorned Six Feet Under DVD in just because he could.

Earlier, I said that adjusting from “South Park DVD” to “Numb3rs DVD set” might be quite the gear shift for HBO viewers. But the Nip/Tuck DVD set actually share one very strong and meaningful thread, and that is the idea that as Queer As Folk DVD set, we were born to suffer.

Suffering is what makes humans human. Six Feet Under DVD set, we don’t heal and we don’t cheat death. As a fellow South Park DVD set Bill in the third episode, if he presses forward with Sookie, one day he can expect to say wedding vows, including the Nip/Tuck DVD boxset he does not mean: “Numb3rs DVD boxset.”“The only way to show your Queer As Folk DVD boxset,” the vampire warns Bill, “is to stay Six Feet Under DVD boxset.”It sounds so much like the way people were talking about New Orleans three months after the South Park DVD boxset.